My name is Anton, I’m a sixteen-year-old boy and life is getting confusing. I am in many fandoms, and if you’re afraid to message me, don’t be. I promise I’m more scared of you than you are of me.
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creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

mugglebornheadcanon:

826. A teacher says “Let’s get down to business”, and a muggleborn in the back yells “to defeat the Huns”. All the muggleborns join in: “DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED, FOR SONS”. The purebloods are staring at them like they’re some sort of sacrificial cult.

claudiablacks:

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAME JULIE ANDREWS 
           born Julia Elizabeth Wells on 1 October 1935

"Hopefully I brought people a certain joy. That will be a wonderful legacy"

shannananan:

shannananan:

whenidance:

drblaine:

i hope this is the only thing that survives when the glee fandom fades away

this is how i want it to be remembered

I will be quoting now talk at me while I eat when I’m like sixty.

this is where the classic gay hogwarts started. good times.

Happy 3 year anniversary to one of the greatest jokes to come out of the glee fandom.

crystallinekid:

life hack to get kissed: use a microwave sized teleporter to decapitate yourself and send your own head to the object of your affections.

Idea for the next ac game:

estpolis:

shortcake-s:

no balloon furniture

i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

snailwitch:

tiqachu:

snailwitch:

halloween begins tomorrow

the skeleton war will be entering its final stages

are you ready?

I’M READY TO STRIKE DOWN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ROTTEN SKELETON SYMPATHISERS.

do you see what the flesh teaches??? violence and cruelty….there will be no such hatred in the Reign of the Skeletons

ruinedchildhood:

OMG YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLICK ON AND POP THE BUBBLEWRAP THIS IS SO COOL

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cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

the-insultana-of-ott:

bex-chan:

i woke up to this

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and actually fell out of bed

and then this was in the article

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so i got back into bed so i could fall out of it again

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dies-first:

nain+angsty sly = terrible dad jokes

immortal-sock-dipper's bomb ass headcanon <333

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

macabrecas:

spn au where everything is the same except it was john who died and not mary 

I always thought that if this happened, Mary would have hunted down Azazel in less than two years, and her babies would have grown up fine. 

gaywrites:

Remember that online fundraiser to build a pro-LGBT billboard in the Westboro Baptist Church’s hometown? It worked. Feast your eyes on the “God Loves Gays” billboard, standing proud in Topeka, Kansas for all to see. If any additional funding comes through, it will be used for bus ads in Topeka, donations to LGBT youth organizations, and possibly a similar billboard in Utah. Bless. (via the Huffington Post)